Cronulla Criminals
You guys who answered the SMS call and descended on the Sydney suburb of Cronulla with the intention of bashing wogs ought to be ashamed of yourselves. It was most unAustralian of you. Besides which, how many wogs did you kill? None, right? What a bunch of wankers you are.
Here's the correct way to go about it. It's called the Bush/Blair/Howard method. You launch a "Shock and Awe" bomb attack that goes on for seven days and seven nights. From the safety of your battleship control room you press buttons that launch Tomahawk cruise missiles aimed at the city centre. That way you can kill a thousand wogs before breakfast!
After you've blown the fuckers to pieces you can attend church and thank Jesus that you survived the attack unscathed. The British medical journal 'Lancet' claims that 100,000 wogs died during the "Shock and Awe" spectacular whereas US experts insist that it was only 30,000. Whichever, it was a jolly fine show, what!
And whoopy-doo, for every person killed there are an estimated eight people seriously injured. Remember that little boy in Queensland who had lighter fuel squirted at him and he was set alight? Remember those two little Sydney girls who were injured and burned in their playschool? We felt dreadfully sorry for those three but there is absolutely no reason why we should feel sorry for the tens of thousands of Iraqi kids who received third-degree burns, who had legs and arms blown off or their guts ripped open or their eyes blasted or scorched out. They were just dirty wogs.
The fact that they were operated on, limbs amputated, without anaesthetic or antiseptic is their problem, not ours. Always bear in mind that we're decent civilised Christians whereas they are just Muslim shit. We have every right to murder, maim and burn the fuckers.
I just can't understand why Muslims hate us so much, can you? Sure is a mystery to me.
So there you have it. Next time you feel like bashing wogs, do it properly. Support your Christian Prime Minister John Howard and his Christian master, President George W. Bush and encourage them to carry on bombing wogs. They do a damned fine job.
And talking about Australian values, I hate that prick Bono coming over here and telling us that our donation of point-two-eight per cent of GDP is insufficient to end world poverty. He reckons that if we increase it to point-five per cent wog kids in Africa, India and Asia would be able to drink clean water instead of sewage. That's half of one per cent man! Way too much. Besides, why the hell should we care? We go to church don't we? We pray to Jesus. Certainly our Prime Minster does, and our Finance Minister, and our Foreign Affairs Minister.
OK, so thousands of wog kids die every week due to starvation and water-born diseases. So what? Does Bono truly expect us to pay extra for our petrol and our coffee just to save a few thousand wog kids?
Gimmee a break. We're a Christian nation, a nation with "values". We make all the right gestures and we sing all the correct hymns. So shut the fuck up Bono. Fucking pinko, commie wanker!
Here's the correct way to go about it. It's called the Bush/Blair/Howard method. You launch a "Shock and Awe" bomb attack that goes on for seven days and seven nights. From the safety of your battleship control room you press buttons that launch Tomahawk cruise missiles aimed at the city centre. That way you can kill a thousand wogs before breakfast!
After you've blown the fuckers to pieces you can attend church and thank Jesus that you survived the attack unscathed. The British medical journal 'Lancet' claims that 100,000 wogs died during the "Shock and Awe" spectacular whereas US experts insist that it was only 30,000. Whichever, it was a jolly fine show, what!
And whoopy-doo, for every person killed there are an estimated eight people seriously injured. Remember that little boy in Queensland who had lighter fuel squirted at him and he was set alight? Remember those two little Sydney girls who were injured and burned in their playschool? We felt dreadfully sorry for those three but there is absolutely no reason why we should feel sorry for the tens of thousands of Iraqi kids who received third-degree burns, who had legs and arms blown off or their guts ripped open or their eyes blasted or scorched out. They were just dirty wogs.
The fact that they were operated on, limbs amputated, without anaesthetic or antiseptic is their problem, not ours. Always bear in mind that we're decent civilised Christians whereas they are just Muslim shit. We have every right to murder, maim and burn the fuckers.
I just can't understand why Muslims hate us so much, can you? Sure is a mystery to me.
So there you have it. Next time you feel like bashing wogs, do it properly. Support your Christian Prime Minister John Howard and his Christian master, President George W. Bush and encourage them to carry on bombing wogs. They do a damned fine job.
And talking about Australian values, I hate that prick Bono coming over here and telling us that our donation of point-two-eight per cent of GDP is insufficient to end world poverty. He reckons that if we increase it to point-five per cent wog kids in Africa, India and Asia would be able to drink clean water instead of sewage. That's half of one per cent man! Way too much. Besides, why the hell should we care? We go to church don't we? We pray to Jesus. Certainly our Prime Minster does, and our Finance Minister, and our Foreign Affairs Minister.
OK, so thousands of wog kids die every week due to starvation and water-born diseases. So what? Does Bono truly expect us to pay extra for our petrol and our coffee just to save a few thousand wog kids?
Gimmee a break. We're a Christian nation, a nation with "values". We make all the right gestures and we sing all the correct hymns. So shut the fuck up Bono. Fucking pinko, commie wanker!
posted by Zeitgeist @ 6:32 AM
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